/* ===== fonts (self-hosted, OFL) ===== */
@font-face { font-family: "Comic Neue"; font-weight: 400; font-display: swap; src: url(../assets/fonts/comic-neue-400.woff2) format("woff2"); }
@font-face { font-family: "Comic Neue"; font-weight: 700; font-display: swap; src: url(../assets/fonts/comic-neue-700.woff2) format("woff2"); }
@font-face { font-family: "Anton"; font-weight: 400; font-display: swap; src: url(../assets/fonts/anton.woff2) format("woff2"); }
@font-face { font-family: "VT323"; font-weight: 400; font-display: swap; src: url(../assets/fonts/vt323.woff2) format("woff2"); }

:root {
  --nv: #76b900;
  --sick: #aae63c;
  --hosp: #cfe8c7;
  --black: #0a0a0a;
  --dirty: #efeadb;
  --red: #e11e19;
  --pee: #ebd73c;
  --w98: #c0c0c0;
  --comic: "Comic Sans MS", "Comic Neue", "Chalkboard SE", "Comic Sans", cursive;
  --impact: Impact, Haettenschweiler, "Anton", "Arial Narrow Bold", sans-serif;
  --dos: "VT323", "Courier New", monospace;
}

* { box-sizing: border-box; }

html { scroll-behavior: smooth; }

body {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--comic);
  font-size: 18px;
  line-height: 1.4;
  color: var(--dirty);
  background: #081408 url(../assets/img/bg-tile.png) repeat;
}

/* custom cursor only where there is a real mouse */
@media (hover: hover) and (pointer: fine) {
  html { cursor: url(../assets/img/cursor.png) 16 16, auto; }
  a, button, input, label { cursor: url(../assets/img/cursor.png) 16 16, pointer; }
}

a { color: var(--sick); }
img { max-width: 100%; }
.page { overflow-x: clip; }

.skip { position: absolute; left: -999px; top: 0; background: var(--pee); color: #000; padding: 8px; z-index: 999; }
.skip:focus { left: 8px; }

:focus-visible { outline: 3px dashed var(--pee); outline-offset: 3px; }

/* ===== menu bar ===== */
.menubar {
  position: sticky; top: 0; z-index: 50;
  display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; align-items: center; gap: 2px 6px;
  padding: 4px 8px;
  background: var(--w98);
  border-bottom: 3px solid #000;
  box-shadow: inset 1px 1px #fff, inset -1px -1px #808080;
  font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 22px;
}
.menubar a { color: #000; text-decoration: none; padding: 0 6px; }
.menubar a::first-letter { text-decoration: underline; }
.menubar a:hover, .menubar a:focus-visible { background: #0b5d0b; color: #fff; }
.menubar-app { display: inline-flex; align-items: center; gap: 4px; font-weight: bold; color: #0b5d0b; margin-right: 8px; }
.mute {
  margin-left: auto;
  font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 20px;
  background: var(--w98); color: #000;
  border: 2px outset #fff; padding: 2px 8px;
}
.mute[aria-pressed="false"] { background: var(--sick); }

/* ===== tickers ===== */
.ticker {
  overflow: hidden; white-space: nowrap;
  background: var(--nv); color: #000;
  border-top: 3px solid #000; border-bottom: 3px solid #000;
  font-family: var(--impact); font-size: 26px; letter-spacing: 1px;
  padding: 4px 0;
}
.ticker-red { background: var(--red); color: var(--pee); transform: rotate(-1.5deg); margin: 30px -20px; }
.ticker-track { display: inline-flex; animation: tick 28s linear infinite; }
.ticker-track.reverse { animation-direction: reverse; animation-duration: 22s; }
.ticker-track span { padding-right: 20px; }
@keyframes tick { from { transform: translateX(0); } to { transform: translateX(-50%); } }

/* ===== win98 windows ===== */
.win {
  background: var(--w98); color: #000;
  border: 2px solid; border-color: #fff #404040 #404040 #fff;
  box-shadow: 1px 1px 0 #000, 6px 6px 0 rgba(0,0,0,.6);
}
.win-title {
  display: flex; justify-content: space-between; align-items: center; gap: 8px;
  background: linear-gradient(90deg, #0b5d0b, var(--nv));
  color: #fff; font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 20px;
  padding: 2px 4px 2px 8px;
}
.win-btns { display: inline-flex; gap: 2px; }
.win-btns i, .win-btns .x {
  font-style: normal; display: inline-block; width: 20px; height: 18px; line-height: 14px; text-align: center;
  background: var(--w98); color: #000; border: 2px solid; border-color: #fff #404040 #404040 #fff;
  font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 16px; padding: 0;
}
.win-body { padding: 14px; }

/* ===== hero ===== */
.hero {
  position: relative;
  display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1.3fr 1fr; gap: 20px;
  max-width: 1150px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 40px 22px 50px 30px;
}
.hero-kicker { font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 24px; color: var(--pee); margin: 0; transform: rotate(-2deg); }
.title {
  font-family: var(--impact); font-weight: normal;
  font-size: min(112px, 8vw); line-height: .9; margin: 6px 0 10px -6px; white-space: nowrap;
  color: var(--nv);
  -webkit-text-stroke: 3px #000;
  text-shadow: 5px 5px 0 var(--red), 10px 10px 0 #000;
  transform: rotate(-3deg);
  animation: wobble 2.4s ease-in-out infinite;
}
.title .dollar { color: var(--pee); }
@keyframes wobble { 0%,100% { transform: rotate(-3deg) scale(1); } 50% { transform: rotate(-1deg) scale(1.03); } }
.hook { font-size: clamp(26px, 4.4vw, 44px); font-weight: 700; margin: 10px 0 0; color: #fff; text-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #000; }
.hook b { color: var(--sick); }
.subhook { font-size: 22px; margin: 4px 0 18px 40px; color: var(--hosp); }
.blink { animation: blink 1s steps(1) infinite; color: var(--red); font-weight: 700; }
@keyframes blink { 50% { opacity: 0; } }

.ca-box {
  display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; align-items: center; gap: 8px;
  background: #000; border: 4px dashed var(--pee); padding: 10px 12px; margin: 10px 0 18px;
  max-width: 640px;
}
.ca-label { font-family: var(--impact); font-size: 28px; color: var(--pee); }
.ca {
  flex: 1 1 200px; min-width: 0; overflow-wrap: anywhere;
  font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 26px; color: var(--sick);
  background: #111; border: 2px inset #333; padding: 2px 8px;
}
.btn-copy {
  font-family: var(--impact); font-size: 24px; letter-spacing: 1px;
  background: var(--red); color: #fff; border: 3px solid #fff; padding: 6px 16px; min-height: 48px;
  transform: rotate(2deg);
}
.btn-copy:hover { background: var(--pee); color: #000; }
.btn-copy.copied { background: var(--nv); color: #000; transform: rotate(-4deg) scale(1.1); }

.cta { display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 12px; flex-wrap: wrap; margin: 6px 0 18px; }
.btn-byu {
  display: inline-block; text-decoration: none;
  font-family: var(--impact); font-size: clamp(34px, 6vw, 60px); letter-spacing: 2px;
  background: var(--sick); color: #000;
  border: 6px solid #000; box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 var(--red), 14px 14px 0 #000;
  padding: 10px 30px; transform: rotate(-2deg);
  animation: pulse 1.2s ease-in-out infinite;
}
.btn-byu:hover { background: var(--pee); transform: rotate(2deg) scale(1.04); }
@keyframes pulse { 50% { box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 var(--pee), 14px 14px 0 #000; } }
.byu-note { font-size: 16px; color: var(--pee); transform: rotate(8deg); line-height: 1.1; }

.links { display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 10px; }
.btn-ugly {
  display: inline-flex; align-items: center; min-height: 48px;
  font-family: var(--comic); font-weight: 700; font-size: 20px; text-decoration: none;
  color: #000; padding: 8px 16px; border: 3px solid #000;
}
.b-chart { background: var(--hosp); transform: rotate(-3deg); }
.b-pump { background: var(--pee); transform: rotate(2deg); }
.b-x { background: #fff; transform: rotate(4deg); font-family: var(--impact); font-weight: normal; font-size: 26px; }
.b-tg { background: #7ec8ff; transform: rotate(-1deg) translateY(4px); }
.btn-ugly:hover { background: var(--red); color: #fff; }

.hero-right { position: relative; display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-items: center; }
.mascot img { width: 300px; height: auto; image-rendering: pixelated; filter: drop-shadow(6px 6px 0 #000); }
.mascot-caption { font-size: 15px; color: var(--pee); margin: 0 0 14px; transform: rotate(-4deg); }
.taskmgr { width: 100%; max-width: 330px; transform: rotate(2deg); margin-left: 40px; }
.meter-row { display: flex; justify-content: space-between; font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 20px; }
.meter { height: 18px; background: #000; border: 2px inset #808080; margin-bottom: 8px; }
.meter-fill { height: 100%; background: repeating-linear-gradient(90deg, var(--nv) 0 10px, #000 10px 12px); transition: width .4s; }
.meter-fill.red { background: var(--red); }
.tm-status { font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 20px; margin: 4px 0 0; }

/* stickers */
.sticker { position: absolute; z-index: 3; pointer-events: none; image-rendering: pixelated; height: auto; }
.st-cons img, .mascot img { height: auto; }
.st-bio { width: 110px; top: 6px; right: 35%; animation: spin 7s linear infinite; }
.st-cons { top: auto; bottom: -50px; right: 4%; transform: rotate(-8deg); }
.st-cons img { width: 150px; }
.st-new {
  top: 20px; right: 12px; width: 110px; height: 110px;
  display: grid; place-items: center; text-align: center;
  font-family: var(--impact); font-size: 18px; color: #000; line-height: 1;
  background: var(--pee);
  clip-path: polygon(50% 0, 61% 18%, 82% 9%, 79% 31%, 100% 38%, 84% 55%, 97% 75%, 74% 77%, 70% 100%, 52% 86%, 33% 100%, 27% 79%, 4% 80%, 15% 59%, 0 40%, 20% 31%, 15% 9%, 38% 18%);
  animation: blink 0.7s steps(1) infinite, spin 9s linear infinite reverse;
}
@keyframes spin { to { transform: rotate(360deg); } }

/* ===== lore ===== */
.lore-wrap {
  position: relative;
  display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1.4fr 1fr; gap: 0;
  max-width: 1150px; margin: 30px auto 0; padding: 0 22px;
  transform: translateX(3px); /* 3px off on purpose */
}
.notepad { transform: rotate(-1deg); z-index: 2; }
.notepad .win-body { background: #fff; font-size: 19px; padding-right: 56px; }
.notepad h2 { font-family: var(--impact); font-weight: normal; font-size: 44px; margin: 0 0 6px; color: #0b5d0b; text-decoration: underline wavy var(--red); }
.notepad p { margin: 0 0 10px; }
.notepad .big { font-size: 26px; font-weight: 700; color: #0b5d0b; }
.pos { color: var(--red); }
.offby { font-size: 14px; color: #777; }

.labreport {
  position: relative; z-index: 3;
  background: var(--dirty); color: #222;
  margin: 70px 0 0 -40px; padding: 18px 18px 14px;
  border: 2px solid #999;
  box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 rgba(0,0,0,.6);
  transform: rotate(3deg);
  background-image:
    radial-gradient(circle at 80% 85%, rgba(150,120,40,.25) 0 30px, transparent 32px),
    repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, transparent 0 27px, #c9d9e8 27px 28px);
}
.lr-head { display: flex; justify-content: space-between; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 4px; border-bottom: 3px double #333; font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 20px; margin-bottom: 8px; }
.labreport dl { margin: 0; display: grid; grid-template-columns: auto 1fr; gap: 4px 10px; font-size: 16px; }
.labreport dt { font-weight: 700; font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 19px; }
.labreport dd { margin: 0; }
.stamp {
  position: absolute; right: 18px; top: 40%;
  font-family: var(--impact); font-size: 46px; color: var(--red);
  border: 5px solid var(--red); padding: 0 10px; opacity: .8;
  transform: rotate(-18deg);
  mix-blend-mode: multiply;
}
.sig { display: flex; flex-direction: column; margin-top: 8px; font-size: 13px; color: #555; }

/* ===== how to buy ===== */
.h-impact {
  font-family: var(--impact); font-weight: normal;
  font-size: clamp(44px, 8vw, 84px); line-height: 1; margin: 0 0 16px;
  color: var(--pee); -webkit-text-stroke: 2px #000; text-shadow: 6px 6px 0 #000;
  transform: rotate(-2deg);
  overflow-wrap: anywhere;
}
.how { position: relative; max-width: 1000px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 20px 22px 40px; }
.steps { list-style: none; margin: 0; padding: 0; display: grid; gap: 16px; }
.steps li {
  font-family: var(--impact); font-size: clamp(22px, 3.4vw, 32px); letter-spacing: .5px; line-height: 1.15;
  background: #000; color: #fff; border: 4px solid var(--nv); padding: 14px 18px;
}
.steps li:nth-child(odd) { transform: rotate(-1deg); margin-right: 40px; }
.steps li:nth-child(even) { transform: rotate(1.2deg); margin-left: 50px; border-color: var(--red); }
.steps .num { color: var(--pee); margin-right: 8px; }
.steps a { color: var(--sick); }
.nurse { font-size: 16px; color: var(--hosp); margin: 16px 0 0 20px; }
.st-gpu { right: -10px; top: -30px; width: 200px; }

/* ===== simptoms ===== */
.simptoms { max-width: 900px; margin: 20px auto 60px; padding: 0 22px; }
.errlog { position: relative; transform: rotate(1deg); }
.term { background: #000; color: var(--sick); font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.25; }
.term p { margin: 0 0 8px; }
.term-head { color: #bbb; }
.term-warn { color: var(--pee); font-size: 32px; }
.term-err { color: var(--red); }
.term-dim { color: #6a8f4a; }
.stages { list-style: none; padding: 0; margin: 0 0 12px; }
.stages li { margin-bottom: 10px; }
.stages b { color: #fff; }
.caret { animation: blink 1s steps(1) infinite; }
.coffee {
  position: absolute; right: -24px; bottom: -30px; width: 130px; height: 130px; border-radius: 50%;
  border: 10px solid rgba(120, 80, 20, .55);
  box-shadow: inset 0 0 0 4px rgba(120, 80, 20, .25);
  transform: scaleX(1.15) rotate(20deg);
  pointer-events: none;
}

/* ===== tokenomics ===== */
.tokenomics { max-width: 1000px; margin: 0 auto 50px; padding: 0 22px; }
.placeholder-note { color: var(--pee); font-size: 16px; margin: -6px 0 14px; }
.chart-paper {
  background: var(--hosp); color: #102010; border: 4px solid #000; padding: 18px;
  box-shadow: 10px 10px 0 var(--nv);
  transform: rotate(-.6deg);
  display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr; gap: 20px;
}
.chart-paper table { width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 18px; background: #fff; }
.chart-paper caption { font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 24px; text-align: left; padding-bottom: 4px; }
.chart-paper th, .chart-paper td { border: 2px solid #000; padding: 6px 8px; text-align: left; }
.chart-paper th { font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 20px; font-weight: normal; background: #e3f2dc; width: 45%; }
.labvals .flag { color: var(--red); font-weight: 700; font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 20px; }
.star { grid-column: 1 / -1; margin: 0; font-size: 15px; }

/* ===== lab ===== */
.lab { max-width: 1150px; margin: 0 auto 60px; padding: 0 22px; }
.lab-grid { display: grid; grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 1fr); gap: 22px; align-items: start; }
.lab-grid .win:nth-child(1) { transform: rotate(-2deg); }
.lab-grid .win:nth-child(2) { transform: rotate(1.5deg) translateY(18px); }
.lab-grid .win:nth-child(3) { transform: rotate(-.5deg) translateY(-6px); }
.btn-big {
  width: 100%; min-height: 64px;
  font-family: var(--impact); font-size: 34px; letter-spacing: 1px;
  background: var(--sick); color: #000; border: 4px outset #fff;
}
.btn-big:active { border-style: inset; }
.btn-cough { background: var(--pee); }
.progress { height: 22px; background: #fff; border: 2px inset #808080; margin: 12px 0 8px; }
.progress-fill { height: 100%; width: 0; background: repeating-linear-gradient(90deg, #0b5d0b 0 14px, transparent 14px 17px); }
.test-log { font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 22px; margin: 0; min-height: 2.6em; }
.test-log.positive { color: var(--red); font-size: 26px; }
.slider-win label { display: block; font-weight: 700; font-size: 20px; margin-bottom: 8px; }
.slider-win input { width: 100%; accent-color: #0b5d0b; height: 32px; }
.load-out { font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 22px; margin: 8px 0 0; min-height: 2.6em; }
.hint { font-size: 15px; margin: 10px 0 0; }

/* ===== footer ===== */
.footer { max-width: 1000px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 30px 22px 60px; border-top: 6px dotted var(--nv); }
.footer .links { margin-bottom: 26px; }
.disclaimer { background: var(--pee); color: #000; border: 5px solid #000; padding: 16px 20px; transform: rotate(.5deg); }
.disclaimer h2 { font-family: var(--impact); font-weight: normal; font-size: 32px; margin: 0 0 8px; }
.disclaimer p { margin: 0 0 10px; font-size: 19px; font-weight: 700; }
.copyright { text-align: center; color: #6a8f4a; font-size: 14px; margin-top: 20px; }

/* ===== fake system dialog ===== */
.dialog {
  position: fixed; z-index: 100; left: 50%; top: 30%;
  width: min(440px, 92vw);
  transform: translate(-50%, -50%) rotate(-1deg);
}
.dialog[hidden] { display: none; }
.dialog-body { display: flex; gap: 14px; align-items: center; font-size: 18px; }
.dialog-body p { margin: 0; }
.dialog-btns { display: flex; justify-content: center; gap: 10px; padding: 0 14px 14px; position: relative; }
.w98btn {
  display: inline-flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center;
  min-width: 84px; min-height: 40px; padding: 0 12px;
  font-family: var(--dos); font-size: 22px; text-decoration: none;
  background: var(--w98); color: #000; border: 2px solid; border-color: #fff #404040 #404040 #fff;
  box-shadow: 1px 1px 0 #000;
  transition: transform .15s;
}
.w98btn:hover { background: var(--sick); }

/* ===== germ spawns + toast ===== */
.germ-layer { position: fixed; inset: 0; pointer-events: none; z-index: 90; overflow: hidden; }
.germ-pop { position: absolute; width: 48px; height: 48px; image-rendering: pixelated; animation: pop 1.1s ease-out forwards; }
@keyframes pop {
  0% { transform: scale(.2) rotate(0); opacity: 1; }
  60% { transform: scale(1.4) rotate(160deg); opacity: 1; }
  100% { transform: scale(.8) rotate(300deg) translateY(-40px); opacity: 0; }
}
.toast {
  position: fixed; left: 50%; bottom: 20px; z-index: 110;
  transform: translateX(-50%) rotate(-2deg);
  background: var(--red); color: #fff; font-family: var(--impact); font-size: 28px; letter-spacing: 1px;
  border: 4px solid #000; padding: 6px 18px;
  opacity: 0; pointer-events: none; transition: opacity .2s;
}
.toast.show { opacity: 1; }

body.shake .page { animation: shake .35s linear 3; }
@keyframes shake {
  0%, 100% { transform: translate(0, 0); }
  25% { transform: translate(-6px, 3px) rotate(-.4deg); }
  75% { transform: translate(6px, -3px) rotate(.4deg); }
}

/* ===== phones ===== */
@media (max-width: 860px) {
  body { font-size: 17px; }
  .menubar { font-size: 19px; }
  .menubar-app { width: 100%; }
  .hero { grid-template-columns: 1fr; padding: 24px 16px 60px; }
  .hero-right { order: 1; }
  .notepad .win-body { padding-right: 14px; }
  .mascot img { width: 200px; }
  .taskmgr { margin-left: 0; max-width: 300px; }
  .title { font-size: 16vw; }
  .st-bio { width: 56px; top: -4px; right: 8px; }
  .st-new { display: none; }
  .st-cons { bottom: -40px; right: 10px; }
  .st-cons img { width: 110px; }
  .subhook { margin-left: 10px; }
  .lore-wrap { grid-template-columns: 1fr; padding: 0 16px; }
  .labreport { margin: -10px 6px 0 10px; }
  .steps li:nth-child(odd), .steps li:nth-child(even) { margin-left: 0; margin-right: 0; }
  .st-gpu { width: 130px; top: -10px; right: 0; }
  .chart-paper { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
  .lab-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
  .lab-grid .win:nth-child(n) { transform: none; }
  .stamp { font-size: 34px; top: 30%; }
  .term { font-size: 21px; }
}

/* ===== reduced motion: keep the ugly, lose the motion ===== */
@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
  html { scroll-behavior: auto; }
  *, *::before, *::after { animation: none !important; transition: none !important; }
  .ticker { white-space: normal; }
  .ticker-track { display: block; }
  .ticker-track span + span { display: none; }
}